It's the L107 jacket. Comes with sleeves(2of), hideaway hood, up and down zip, pockets for wallet, car keys, mobile phone and burdz numbers.

Available in colour range - black to noir.

Disclaimer: wearing this jacket will not make you as handsome as this guy!

Warning, May become hot and sweaty if worn indoors.

Note,  This shirt will not make you good at rugby, as James Russell found out, ouch. High quailty, washable at least once without bobbling.

Will make you look macho (see picture).

Scrums may insue if worn in a large crowd.

The L107 T-shirt. Put it on, take it off. Hours of fun guaranteed!

(Girl not included)

Wakes you up in time for your favoutite breakfast show.

Precision made chronometer incased in stylish durable hard wearing plastic. Multi functional, alarm clock, calendar, timer and temperature gauge (accurate to +- hot or cold)

Batteries included also fit most remote controls, handy.

Yes it is our most popular item, is that because it's free?

Just send us a stamped addressed envelope and we will send you back the Car sticker that shows your true patriotic colours.

Do not send money, unless you want to, if so, please address the envelope FAO McIntyre In The Morning.

Be the envy of all other road users with your very own L107 mobile. Based on the 2009 Ford Kuga with intelligent 4 wheel drive (more intelligent than the present owner).Guaranteed to turn heads and elevate you up the social ladder.

Comes with 19' rims and a £2,000 customised paint job.

Ideal for Tea and possibly even Coffee.